Every year I give an award to the most disturbing, terrifying or downright weird event at Gen Con. Last year we nearly had a tie, but “Hentai Dubbing” won by a nose. Or other body part, depending on where your mind goes.
This year we had such a clear winner that there was no need for a tie-breaker. “Cosplay Deviants” is a website dedicated to putting attractive women in skimpy cosplay outfits. Actually, forget the skimpy part and try non-existent. I saw the booth and the ladies were quite…fetching. That said, these same women created the single most disturbing paragraph ever printed.
Here is the paragraph on page 126 of the convention book. Read on at your own peril for I promise the image your mind conjures will gnaw at you like a hungry vole for all time!
Westin Grand Ballroom IV & V
Watch the models play strip poker against members of the audience ot keep from showing off their sexy underwear-but don’t lose against them
Just think of it, by a single turn of the cards you might either get a sexy model sharing Victoria’s Secret with you or naked gamer flesh after two days in 80% humidity. The horror, the horror!
If you have something even worse, by all means share it in the comments. I need something to cleanse my mind of these foul images.
Trask, The Last Tyromancer